Thor Is Your Friend

Chorus:
Thor is your friend and he´s got your back!
Right or wrong, good or bad,
Thor is your friend and he´s got your back!
He´s there when you need him, just like that.

You did your best, but still you failed?
Thor is there for you, he has got your back.
You did your worst, now you need some bail?
Thor will save you first, /then/ give you a smack.

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You do what needs doing, in endless travail?
Thor's there for you, he has got your back.
You´re resting and want someone to share the ale?
Thor will come over, and drink the whole stack.

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You feel puzzled and lost, and touchy-feely frail?
Thor's there for you, he has got your back.
You´re grouchy and grumpy, you bicker and wail?
Thor´ll give you a sound whack, and put you right on track

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Thor´s mankind´s friend, in the breeze and in the gale.
Thor´s there for us, he´s got our back.
Therefore let´s praise him, and shout a loud "Hail!"
Walk along with him, looking forward, not back.

Thor is our friend and he´s got our back!
Right or wrong, good or bad,
Thor is our friend and he´s got our back!
He´s there when we need him, just like that.

Thor is our friend and he´s got our back!
Right or wrong, good or bad,
Thor is our friend and he´s got our back!
He´s there when we need him, just like that.
He´s there when we need him, just like that.

© Lyrics, Tune: Michaela Macha

Thor Is Your Friend Mp3!

This work by Michaela Macha is licensed
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Additional stanza (optional):
Boy, was he angry when the goat´s bone was cracked!
Thor's there for you, he has got your back.
He yelled at Thialfi, but then cut him some slack,
And let him ride in his back-seat during giant attacks.

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